WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD---- SOME GUESSES!

WHY DID CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD---TELL ME WHO IS RIGHT? Sep 10 2008  | Views 1207 |  Comments  (34)  | Report Abuse WHY DID CHICK CROSS THE ROAD? Dear Sulekhaites!      I have just now got an interesting mail from some one. It is hillarious. I thought I will share it with you. After reading it, can you tell me who is right? I have slightly amended. Read on:-   Why did the chicken cross the road?         Name Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN BOY  To get to the other side. PLATO  For the greater good. ARISTOTLE  It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MARX  It was a historical inevitability. TIMOTHY LEARY  Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK  To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. HIPPOCRATES  Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.  I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. MOSES  And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, 'Thou shalt cross the road.' And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. RICHARD M. NIXON  The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. MACHIAVELLI  The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. BILL GATES  The newly released Chicken 2008, will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. DARWIN  Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads. EINSTEIN  Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity. GEORGE BUSH  We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations. Azharuddin I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the minority..... I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know.... George Fernandes I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!! Mulayam I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned ARJUN SINGH  Our policy will ensure the development of socially underprivileged chickens so that they can also cross roads. Abdul Kalam Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? .. please tell me why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road... now repeat after me .... Advani I see Pakistani hand in this ... Vatal Nagaraj No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to cross our roads, our roads are meant only for Kanadiga chickens!. Bal Thackarey Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my followers will stone all such chickens which cross the road. Jayalalithaa From reliable sources I've got the information that the chicken belongs to Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the road to create law & order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned under POTA. Amitabh Bachhan The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you sure.. very sure ... really sure... Venkaiah Naidu  'We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It's a conspiracy by the congress. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue' KARAT We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back.. Maneka Gandhi Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens...          Now if you add Manmohan singh, Sonia Gandhi , Vajpayee, Mayawati and Rahul Gandhi, what would be the answers? Any guesses? Well, my take is:        MANMOHAN SINGH                    I know the opposition leader has been                                                                       sending this Chik to the Astrologer,                                                                    Who Lives across the road.        SONIA GANDHI                              This is a conspiracy by the opposition to                                                                    destabilise UPA. Sh Rajeev Gandhi                                                                    ji Ka Yeh Sapna Thaa Ki Koi Cchicken aise                                                                     Sadak paar nahi GHOOME.        VAJPAYEE                                        Chicken-----Chicken------Chiken?                                                                   kya zaroorat thi Sadak Paar Karne Ki?                                                                    Ham toh abh bhi idhar hi hai.         MAYAWATI                                       Yeh MANUWADIYON ki mere khilaaf                                                                     SAZISH hai. Khud CHICKEN ko                                                                     Sadak ke paar bhejte hai takih woh                                                                      mar jayeaur mujhePARDHAN MANTRI                                                                      ban jaane se rok liya jaye.       RAHUL GANDHI                              Jab main pichhli chhutiyon mein AMETHI                                                                    gaya thaa toh  "KALAWATI" ne mujhe                                                                    rote hue batayaa thaa ki uska                                                                    CHICKEN chori ho gaya hai.                                                                    yeh wohi chicken hai                                                                        Added by the viewer SHAIL MOHAN:- This is extremely hilarious!! Now let me try my hand  and add to the above: Grandma: Baapre, chicken road cross kiya?? Aaj kal ke chicken bhi na... Ram Ram.... Mom: What?? I told you to keep the chicken in the fridge!! What will I cook tonight?? Dad: Arre... The chicken crossed the road obviously because the football stadium was on the other side!! Don't come to me with silly questions like this!! (goes back to watching football on TV) Teenage girl: Of course the chicken crossed the road to go to the Mall to hang out with her boyfriend. Teenage Boy: Chicken crossed the road?? And why not?? Its all because of the generation gap! These parents can never understand chickens! Shahrukh Khan: Ch..ch..ch..chicken crossed the road to meet K...k..k...k..kiran! Dharmendra: Oye chicken crossed the road?? Uski ye himmat.... Mai uska khoon pi jaunga!!                                               ADDED BY RAMESH007 :-) All are lying.... No one knows... No one has asked Chicken themselves! :-) If you need to ask Chicken you would need so called Journalists: Rajdeep Sardesai" : "Reply to this Mr. Chicken.. Reply to this... Why do you really cross roads? Aren't hamaam mein sab nange hai.. this side so you are crossing away?" Barkha Dutt:" I guinenly want to know...please explain why do you Cross? Are you habitual Cross voters..." Vikram: "I doubt your motive ... you have never answered why you crossed?.. I guess... you are crossing the "deal" !" Pranoy Roy: "Mr. Chicken Sir... may I ask you, if you are ready to answer... Why do you Cross the road?... Dohrab is saying statistically 45% of Chickens die to to Hit and Run cases while Crossing..." Dohrab Supariwala: "Pranoy... actually more die in Bihar due to Flodding than Hit and run while crossing Villages... the trend is higher in rural than towns... in J&K they are simply eaten... in Orrisa too they are simply eaten ... only 10% die due to Hit and RUn... hence they can Cross"!!        ADDED BY BINA GUPTA the chicken crossed the road as other side has less potholes the chicken crossed the road to get away from roadside romeos the chicken crossed the road as daddy was coming this way the chicken crossed the road as vikram karve was coming with a kadaii © rajee kushwaha., all rights reserved. Bookmark this pageEdit this blog