Tuesday 8 January 2013

LOOK LONDON; TALK TOKYO -EMERGING CULTURE


LOOK LONDON; TALK TOKYO ! ! EMERGING SULEKHA CULTURE!!!


     Sulekha is under attack----yea, seriously I mean it. I pity poor Team Sulekha. You know why? It is because of hordes of new cum old bloggers who indulge in  LLTT-----You know this---no, you don't ---its full form is LOOK LONDON ;TALK TOKYO. I mean you write something else but mean something else. But you know your target and you are confident that your arrow of words would hit the person. Sometimes, the title of blog itself is the intended message and there would be unnecessary padding in the blog---as a philosophical rant, and some of you would congratulate the blogger. Rightly so, he/she won't respond to your comments because you do not figure in the scheme of things----making virtue out of one's DIL KI MAJBOORI.   
        While most would appreciate it as classic work of literature and go  ga- ga over it yet the fact remains only the person targetted would really understand it.  I can espy a line of '' MAJNUs & LAILAS' roaming the pages of Sulekha. Their tribe is multiplying day in and day out.  I say , " Team Sulekha watch out---lest you become a place for only AASHIQI" You understand AASHIKI----Yea, it means 'AANKH -MATAQA' in my part of the country.
       Often, guys like me are branded as 'drab and dull' and even friends like Mukesh Sablu would say, " KYA RAJEE BHAI-----HAMESHA 'MAAR-KAAT' WAALI BAAT KARTE REHTE HO------KUCHH NAHI HOGA IS DESH KO-----AAP KUCHH MASAALEDAR LIKHO----TAAKIH HUM GAA SAKE".  I tried my hand at that but failed miserably because as the saying goes: E-CHAAND TUJH MEIn HAI DAAG ---HUMNE BE-DAAG DEKHE HAI----meaning---"-Dear me, you are tainted----we have seen spotless people". 
        Anyway forget about me---let us talk about these experts of LLTT-----I know you would blame me too for LLTT---but I can not name these gentlemen or may be ladies, too. In virtual world, sex -transformation is very easy------You would only find old guys here with real identity---most others have as mysterious names as their writings------even some old guys indulge in this----I know one----I won't tell you. 
     These guys not only indulge in mysterious writings but they also relish them. They think everyone on Sulekha is a fool. Take the caseof this Mystery Master -1. You can clearly make out that he has a wounded heart----Some one might have ruled his heart sometime back----I don't know whether it hapened on Sulekha or somewhere else-----but I think he has been sending some coded messages through his mysterious blogs-----I don't know who that prince or princess is---but sure he can not bear the pain-----so he indulges in LLTT.
      Take another Mystery Master-2. I don't know what is the real personna----- whether  an oldie or young---one can not even make out the gender-----he/she is deft in mysterious writings-----got a variety-----has number of targets-----fires  at them through his/her multi barrelled rocket launcher ( MBRL) heart. This person is a perfect foil for Mystery Master-1. Both have a running battle of taunts and insidious blabberings mouthed at each other.
       LLTT has become a fashion on Sulekha-----most of these guys hide behind their tongue-twisting identities of the virtual world. But some of them have a real identity too-----it is they who mostly resort to LLTT. On the face of it, you won't find anything odd but just read between lines, you would find the message for someone. The title of the blog would be unassuming-----take   the case of Mysterious Master-1 or MM-1------Tittle would be : UNCHI UDDAN MAT BHARO-------you would go there thinking what a beautiful poem it would be---but it would turn out to be a treatise on appeals to " ROOTHA AASHIQ"  to respond----even if he/she hates him. And sure there would be a response, which I have been trying to earth out of Sulekha pages. I will one day---.But for now, I leave it to VISH SHANKAR to unearth his/her ROOTHA MEHBOOB or MEHBOOBA---whatever.
      MM-2 is no less. This personna is quite unique----lot of sulekhites are this person's fans----excels in double talk-----don't know whether male or female but  write-ups makes interesting reading-----do you want to know who is this person? I give you a chance to guess. A fair chance-----No, you are all wrong-- no, not----not that oldie----let this oldie enjoy his own 'writing- aerobatics' to fool some butterflies-------Ok, a hint you want----- recently I read a written spat between MM-2 and the person targetted------I know what I won't tell you------
     Accusing me of LLTT---Go ahead -----I don't care---but LLTT business is on the rise on Sulekha----God bless this site-------But I do advise these' MAJNUS & LAILAS' and also these DIL JALA AASHIQ----
      MAT ROYA KARO TUM YUn BAITH KAR,
                              AANSOOYON SE NA MITATE, DIL-e-DARD-e NISHAn;
    KHAUF LAGTA HAI IKK JAL-JALE SE JINHE,
                              DUBO LE KASHTI BINA WOH 'NAM-O-NISHAn';
    CHHOD MANJHDHAAR MEIN TUMKO JO CHALE GAYE,
                             KYA LAGAAYnGE TUMHARE ZAKHMOn PE MARHAM? 
     "RAJEE" UTHO, CHALO ZAMAANE KE SATH-SATH,
                              NAYE SAATHI MILENGE, KOYI BANEGA SANAM .
     Move on----LLTT is here to stay------a gift of 'VALENTINE CULTURE'!----Phool kisi ko---Piyar kisi se----Aankh Matakka kisi se-------Love song kisi ko-----aur shaadi kisi se---Long live LLTT.

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